Spring is springing in Sydney so thoughts invariably turn to cocktails.

This week, another Dick Bradsell classic, the Bramble.

Bartender extraordinaire Dick grew up in England and had fond memories of his childhood on the Isle of Wight where apparently one can hardly turn around without being snagged by a blackberry bush in the “warmer” months.

Despite a largely blackberry-free childhood, I now know – thanks primarily to Peppa Pig – that blackberry bushes are thorny and reaching the berries requires care.

Fast forward to sometime in the late 1980s and Dick was running the bar at wanky a swanky Soho private members’ club frequented by the likes of Boy George (fun fact: Culture Club’s Jon Moss was my choice of husband before I discovered George Michael – it was also never going to work out), Neneh Cherry, Naomi Campbell (of course) and Siouxsie and many of her Banshees.

Anyhoo, Dick wanted to create a truly British cocktail and invented the Bramble (one of more than 30 cocktails he invented before his untimely death in 2016).

Shake 60mLs of gin, 30mLs of fresh lemon juice and 15mLs of sugar syrup and pour over a glass full of crushed ice (definitely crushed, which we know is not my favourite, but must be crushed – you can use a rolling pin to bash some ice cubes in a clean tea-towel to make it at home), then trickle 15mLs of crème de mure over the top.

It’ll wend its way slowly down through the ice in a manner that will allegedly remind you of dodging through brambles – that’s why it’s gotta be crushed.

Garnish with fresh blackberries and enjoy.

 

If you prefer, you can mix up a Wibble (so named by Bradsell after the 1970s toy, the Weebles, because he said “a Wibble might make you wobble, but you won’t fall down.”)

For that you’ll need London Dry Gin, Sloe Gin, fresh pink grapefruit juice, fresh lemon juice, crème de mure and sugar syrup.

Quick info break 1: Sloe gin is a red liqueur made with gin and sloe (blackthorn) drupes, which are a small fruit relative of the plum. A drupe is a stonefruit. You soak the fruit in the gin. It’s nice and gives you an excuse to sing The Pointer Sisters Slow Hand as you serve it. Who doesn’t want a lover with some Sloe Gin?

Quick info break 2: Crème de mure is a crème liqueur. Crème liqueurs contain no cream. Liqueurs with cream (Bailey’s Irish Cream, Amarula and the like) are called Cream Liqueurs. Crème liqueurs contain LOTS of additional sugar which makes them syrupy. Serving one gives you an excuse to sing the UK’s longest running One Hit Wonder, which tomorrow turns 49, The Archies’ Sugar Sugar (no, that’s not me on keyboards, that’s Veronica).

There are lots of crème liqueurs, and if blackberry ain’t your thing, you can substitute Chambord – a French raspberry liqueur – and hey presto, you’ve made yourself a Ramble instead of a Bramble.

Then, of course, you can sing Ramblin’ Guy and sort out your guests by seeing who knows what you’re talking about when you try to get them whistling.

 

Or, just to prove that Dick wasn’t as much of a wanker as the patrons of some of the places he worked in, he said you can quite effectively substitute Ribena for the crème de mure and still call it a Bramble. I’m a little conflicted by this since I don’t like wankers or Ribena, but you make up your own minds.

In fact I’ve recently been saved from having to think too much about that decision by the Chief Distiller at Sydney’s Buffalo Vale (makers of this very good gin which I paid for and can therefore say whatever I please about), when he served me a Korean Bramble which although not Australian, seems more appropriate since it’s from our neck of the woods.

It’s a Bramble, with the crème de mure substituted for Bokbunjaju, or black raspberry wine.

Bokbanjaju is made from bokbunja and is apparently from the Gochang region of South Korea which apparently benefits from clear ocean breeze and is apparently rich in anti-oxidants (whatever those are) and free from preservatives. Great news for us ladies is that is apparently helps us with healthy skin and vision, as well as protection for heart and liver. Also interesting is that it is known as a stimulant for sex drive. Apparently.

Obviously I got all that from the internet, so you can rely 100% on all that health advice.

I can’t give you the perfect song about Korea, but the homonym is a much under-rated literary tool, so I will suggest that this Dean Martin track will do just nicely as you serve this up.

Whatever, the Korean Bramble goes exceptionally well with kimchi so that can’t be a bad thing.

In fact, tonight marks the end of my 7^th 7 year cycle on this planet. Yep, tomorrow (which is also the 49^th anniversary of John Lennon telling da boys that he was out, the 45^th anniversary of the death of Jim Croce and MUCH MORE CHEERFULLY, the 43^rd anniversary of the debut of The Captain and Tenille’s musical variety show*), is my birthday.

In Korea, I’m somewhat reliably advised, 7 is a lucky number but celebrating your birthday on the actual day is unlucky. So tonight, I’m going to eat my body-weight in kimchi at a Korean barbecue restaurant, before I mix up a Bramble and reflect on how lucky I am to keep getting these suckers, before kicking off my 8^th cycle tomorrow.

Cheers!

 

*Did you know that The Captain’s name is actually Daryl Dragon?

Anyway, I know you’re busy, but please please please watch at least one of these clips, they are SO great and HOW IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DID THIS NOT GET RENEWED BY THE NETWORK YEAR AFTER YEAR AFTER YEAR?